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An amalgamation of things that interest and humour me; of things I can relate to; and random thoughts that plague me when I'm alone

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via swissfranc)

— 52 minutes ago with 337541 notes

boredinweho:

Sons of the Beach 2015 Calendar

@ rippedandstripped.com

(via dilfgod)

— 1 hour ago with 195 notes

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic, via feelslikequicksand)

— 2 hours ago with 527550 notes
keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

— 15 hours ago with 10772 notes
otian:

I really dont know what to caption this

otian:

I really dont know what to caption this

(via otian)

— 15 hours ago with 159 notes

oomshi:

If there is a mountain I will climb it, if there is a river I will cross it, if there is a dick I will suck it

— 16 hours ago with 362 notes